Well hello, petals! How is your summer going now that the gorgeous weather is finally here? I have been frantically busy puttering around in my yard, but I did take a few hours off last weekend to have a blast at the Utah Arts Festival, or as I like to think of it as “General Conference for Hipsters.” Yes, muffins, it’s the...
read moreFirst up, kittens, I have to toss out a gigantic mea culpa. I totally missed Pride this year. But I do have really good excuses: As I get older, I’m just not “that” gay anymore, and between the wet weather and a seized up transmission on my rototiller, I had a serious backlog of gardening to take care of (yes, I actually am...
read moreHappy Pride edition, sweeties! I have to admit, I almost didn’t make deadline because as the pure-living, spiritually aware, chaste and virtuous gal that I am, I was absolutely convinced I was going to be taken up by the Rapture on the 21st. Sadly, I wasn’t, so it’s back to deadlines, paying bills, mowing the lawns and...
read moreMuffins, as I get older, I am acutely aware that I am turning into the gay version of Andy Rooney. I’m irritable, cranky and if my bushy eyebrows are left unclipped they quickly evolve into their own sentient beings. But as Andy would probably love to say on prime time network television, “Here’s what really burns my...
read moreDarlings, my darkest suspicions have been confirmed. I have always believed that Speedos are the work of the devil, and now apparently the LDS Church agrees with me. Did you read Jesse Fruhwirth’s article in City Weekly about the former LDS Church employee who was fired because he would not disassociate with his gay friends?...
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