The title of my first stage musical, which will be based on the life of Olivia Newton-John, is Living Olivia (or Her Land Down Under). It’s going be a smash, not only because a lot of gay boys love the iconic songstress/actress, but the title will entice lesbians to drop their oil pans and barbeque tongs, catapult into their...
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My friends Jer and Jeff moved several months ago from the gay glitz and glamor of West Hollywood to the Deliverance. Against my better judgment, I’m making trepid travel plans to visit them; here is the basic gist of what I’m to expect after I spoke with Jer about the visit: “You can stay in our guest house … actually,...
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To my discomfort, like when I haven’t had enough fiber, I learned Gordon Ramsey will have yet another obnoxious reality show starting soon called Hotel Hell — aren’t we already in hell just hearing about the dink? Plus, Shannen Doherty (you know, that literal witch from Charmed) has her own reality show coming to WE network,...
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Finally, Krishna devirginized me on March 24, 2012, at 1:13 p.m., in the Lotus Temple, atop a grassy knoll. That sounds sacreligious, but I’m a nonpracticing atheist, so it’s all good. I traveled a long road to Spanish Fark to have Kool-Aid with Sister Dottie but was rerouted to the small, but elegant temple, which appeared to...
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There’s plenty of fabulous community arts and social events to check out, as well as two upcoming programs on the boob tube. And on that nipply note, I want to say “Sayonara Deseret Industries, I’m a gonna shoppin’ at J.C. Penny!” Kudos to the big retailer (where I once worked for five years) on their new television ad...
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A couple of weeks ago my friends dragged me by what little (contrary to popular rumor) hair I have on my rear end to Shoe Carnival where I ran into Dennis McCracken — you know, the Salt Lake Men’s Choir guru. Anyhoo, he was dressed in a clown costume, and though he explained that he had just come from entertaining at a Boy...
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