The road to an executive level, upper class, pedigree is fraught with danger and excitement. I was simultaneously apprehensive and excited when I received a hand-engraved letter written on beautifully embossed stationery from a man in England, Mr. Sheridan Bucket. He said he was searching for his long lost uncle Petunia who went...
read moreThe road to Wyoming is fraught with danger and excitement. In the dressing room before Third Friday Bingo recently, the other Matrons of Mayhem and I were waxing philosophically about the celestial properties of that most versatile and indispensable of fabrics, polyester. Naturally, I prefer 100 percent polyester clothing, as I do...
read moreThe road to Third Friday Bingo is fraught with danger and excitement. The majority of people believe that a queen’s life is nothing but glitz, glamor and luxuriousness. Actually, we put our lives at great risk every time we put on heels. To quote the immortal words of Bilbo Baggins, “It’s a dangerous business, going...
read moreThe road to Lagoon is fraught with danger and excitement. I just love Gay Day at Lagoon! I really enjoy hearing all the queens squealing like little girls on the roller coasters. But mostly I like Gay Day because the spandex quotient in Lagoon-A-Beach swells to inspirational proportions. I want to bear my testimony that a scene of...
read moreThe road to The Fruit Loop is fraught with danger and excitement. Due to the recent travails of Rep. Anthony Weiner, you might say I have weenies on the brain. I was saddened when Weiner felt he had to resign over the so-called Weiner-Gate scandal. He didn’t break any laws. He merely tweeted his “Bald-headed Yogurt Slinger” to...
read moreThe road from a mission reunion is fraught with danger and excitement. I just finished watching that most holy of all “family” events, The Tony Awards, and I must say Doogie Howser positively gave me the vapors. Now there’s a princess who has ripened rather nicely. It was especially moving that The Book of Mormon...
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