Straight and gay Craigslist personals were full of people looking to warm up in the much-hyped but not-so-much Blizzard of 2015. Since most businesses were planning to shut down for the next day, the personals were looking to hunker down and spend the next day keeping each other warm. Favorite terms seemed to be “snowjob” and anything to do with plows.
Nudist friend for blizzard hang – m4m – 34 (Astoria)
Wondering if there are any other 20’s – 30’s in shape nudists stuck indoors during the blizzard who would want to hang naked with no agenda. Work cancelled for tomorrow so just watch movies (comedies), get some snacks, chill some drinks and relax as comfortably as possible without pressure or judgement. Got the heat turned up.
Blizzard JO Bud – m4m – 27 (Rumson)
Ivy League frat bro, ex-Lax player at home alone in the blizzard. Feeding logs on the fire, drinking the three Bs (bourbon, brandy and beer), and stroking my … Mostly straight but once in a while I get in the mood to … Let’s keep each other warm.
Looking for blizzard date – m4m – 27 (Crown Heights)
I’m looking for someone attractive and intelligent to chill with for the duration of this impending blizzard. Activities will include, movie watching, making out (more if we click, top here), perhaps some 420 and some video games, idk the world is our oyster or some shit like that. Pack your boots and snow pants so we can go on an adventure in the park
Let’s get snowed in together 😉 – m4m – 24 (Harlem / Morningside)
Lookin for a chill dude to have fun with during the blizzard. I can host, I have liquor and bud. The more the merrier!
(And yes, of course we know the photo attached to this story is not in New York City, as James Franco is spending the Blizzard of 2015 in Park City, where 23 inches of snow wouldn’t close even the least motivated business.)