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Creep of the Week

Brandon Morse

Written by DAnne Witkowski

Confession: I haven’t been watching the Olympics. I’m not against it or anything; I just have other shit to do.

But I’ve seen on the internet that a certain Adam Rippon has been ice skating on rainbows, and skier Gus Kenworthy is also out and proud in Pyeongchang representing the United States.

In fact, Rippon and Kenworthy make quite the pair on Instagram where they’ve posted some unbelievably handsome/adorable/they-look-so-perfect photos.

Under a shot of the men with their arms around each other Kenworthy wrote, “I feel incredibly honored to be here in Korea competing for the U.S., and I’m so proud to be representing the LGBTQ community alongside this amazing guy! Eat your heart out, Pence. #TeamUSA #TeamUSGay” followed by American and rainbow flag emojis.

Kenworthy’s dig at Pence caused some understandable controversy. Telling Pence to “eat his heart out” is incredibly unfair as there’s no evidence that he has a heart. I mean, a fleeting glance at Pence’s long anti-LGBTQ history as Indiana governor, in Congress and now as vice president will show you that Pence is cruel and hateful little man.

But cruel and hateful men are running the country right now, so that’s fun. Good work America! Please, Jesus, go vote for Democrats in every election for the rest of your life because it’s doubtful any of us will live long enough to see the Republican party redeem itself in any meaningful way. (Note to Log Cabin Republicans: Get everyone out of the cabin safely and burn it down.)

Anyway, the Rippon/Kenworthy bromance (or maybe more, who knows? That’s their business. But I’ve heard rumors about what happens in the Olympic Village that would make Pence go running for mother) has angered some.

One such person is Brandon Morse, author at RedState.com. In a Feb. 12 piece, Morse writes that “the shock value of being homosexual is pretty much all but dissipated. A man announcing he’s gay in today’s society is worth about a shrug.”

In other words, gay Olympians are so dull that Morse had to spend 700+ words writing about them but okay!

Morse laments that “the two men turned their sports expedition into a political one, and every action they had there was tainted with it.”

Well, politics is already infused in the Olympics. And anyway, “tainted” is an ugly word. Here, I fixed it: “every action they had there was fabulousness with it.” Much better.

Morse writes that Kenworthy and Rippon, “seem to believe themselves to be special due to their homosexuality. Furthermore, they seem to believe that many people are aghast at this, particularly Vice President Mike Pence, whom Kenworthy and Rippon use their platform to denounce regularly.”

In an effort to defend the vice president, Morse posts a Tweet from Pence to Rippon that reads, “I want you to know we are FOR YOU. Don’t let fake news distract you.”

But the thing is, Pence’s long anti-LGBTQ history isn’t fake news. It’s real life. Expressing support for Olympic athletes is also, like, the bare minimum a vice president can do. It’s hardly a repudiation of his anti-LGBTQ agenda. Besides, Pence is one impeachment away from the presidency, and he’s hand-picking anti-LGBTQ judges for Trump to give lifetime appointments. Pence has the power in this dynamic.

But Morse appears to see Kenworthy and Rippon as a couple of mean girls.

“It seems to them,” Morse writes, “their sport was just the ticket to the political platform from which they now grandstand.”

Granted, Olympic athletes start training when they’re practically still in diapers, but sure, Kenworthy and Rippon probably decided to dedicate their lives to their respective sports because they hoped one day that the country they live in would elect leaders who hate them and they’d be able to swing their medals around in defense.

Morse might think that being a gay athlete is boring, but what’s boring is another straight guy’s take on how gays need to shut up. After all, the shock value of being a homophobe is “pretty much all but dissipated.”

D’Anne Witkowski is a poet, writer, and comedian living in Michigan with her wife and son. She has been writing about LGBT politics for over a decade. Follow her on Twitter @MamaDWitkowski.

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DAnne Witkowski

D'Anne Witkowski is a poet, writer and comedian living with her wife and son. She has been writing about LGBT politics for over a decade. Follow her on Twitter @MamaDWitkowski.

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